Low Oil Levels

BikerGran has discovered the real reason why our fuel prices are so high:

"A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

"The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in the North Sea.

"Our dipsticks are located in Westminster."