I'd just like to say...

that I couldn't give a flying fuck about Wayne Rooney's foot.

I am sick to death of hearing about it. I feel sorry for him, actually, I've had a broken foot and it's bloody painful, and the last thing he probably wants is a bunch of morons hounding him day and night.

There has been talk of little else for days. Reporters at the airport waiting for his plane to land, reporters at the hospital waiting for him to go in, waiting whilst he's in, waiting for him to come out, waiting for a statement, waiting to see if he can play or not, waiting for him to go back to the airport.

I just don't care, OK? Shut up about it and get a fucking life!