I make no secret of the fact that I don't like kids. 'orrible little things with a noise at one end and a bad smell at the other. However, I have to admit that one little squeaker just cheered me up.
My neighbour's two year-old marched up to me, tapped himself on the chest and announced "I'm Spartacus!" with a big grin on his face, giggled like a good 'un and ran off again. That made I larf, that did.
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7 comments:
No, "I'm Spartacus!" LOL ;)
Noise at one end and horrible smell at the other; and this differs from you average greasy biker in what way exactly?
Dear Average Greasy Biker,
Kiddy noise and smell is far worse than anything that a biker can produce. Believe me, if you have a biker in the house, at least it doesn't smell of shit 3 times a day. Unless it's Bad Toad, of course.
Yours sincerely,
WombleWhoIsNowInHidingFromBadToad
" kiddy noise and smell is far worse than anything that a biker can produce"
Ehhh I think you are forgeting Edinburgh my dear.
Poor Dave was gasses at least 3 times per day oh and wasn't it you who dropped that bomb in the vault with the Scottish crown jewels hehe.
Cooldrums, you are a dirty rotten liar! It was you that nearly caused a diplomatic incident in Edinburgh Castle, you smelly arsed git. I might have done a lot of farts but that one single trouser-ripper that you pulled off was enough to cause the genocide of the whole of the city. As for the noise? Well, I'd be very surprised if it wasn't heard in Inverness!
:-O omg stink queen there.
It wasnt me who hadnt shit in a week.
Warning to Spike keep away if she either, cant shit or if she eats that rabbit food she likes.
Failing that pick up a gas mask on ebay http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?from=R40&satitle=gasmasks
As long as i can breath, i dont mind how oftern she farts !!
And Kiddys DO smell worse !
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