another one for the language buffs...

Thanks to a friend on the OU who spotted this one:

"A parent with a child at private school received a letter from said school, stating that, unfortunately, due to costs etc, the fees were being increased to such-and-such an amount per anum (sic).
The parent in question apparently replied to the effect that, if they didn't mind, he/she would continue to pay through the nose as usual!"