10 April 2006

Dominion over the fish of the sea...

It appears that the Queen owns all the sturgeon, whales, porpoises and dolphins in the seas around the UK. Does this mean, then, that our dearly beloved Madge should have been the one to help guide the whale that got lost up the Thames? I can just see her in a wetsuit and snorkel...

1 comment:

Oz said...

Wetsuit and a snorkel?

Don't map your own perverse sexual frolicking onto our dear Queen! :-)