11 November 2005

I'm blind! Aarrrrrggghhhh!

Why is it that when the nights start drawing in, and the weather starts getting shitty, there is a group of car drivers who think that they need to use their fog lights all the time? Stop it! You're blinding all the oncoming drivers, not to mention the fact that it's illegal! (see here, here and here) I don't care how cool you think you look in your stupid little micro car with the 'body-coloured bumpers' and pram handle, if I was a traffic cop, I'd book the bloody lot of you inconsiderate bastards.

And whilst I'm on the subject, if you're wondering why the motorbike behind you keeps pointing it's high beam in your rear view mirror, try taking your foot off the bloody brake pedal! If you look down to the left hand side of the driver's seat, you'll see there's a sort of stick thing. It's called a handbrake. Use it instead of sitting at the traffic lights with your foot on the brake, with your eye-level brake lights scorching the retina of the person behind you.

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