Alleged statement on an insurance claim form, after a car hit a cow:
Q. What warning was given by you?
A. Horn
Q. What warning was given by the other party?
A. Moo
Sorry, but that one tickled me.
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- hello, goodbye
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- major wobbly
- don't you just hate it when...
- if you act like rubbish...
- just plain crackers ...
- the Yanks strike again
- more words of wisdom from Grav
- just when you thought it couldn't get worse
- E minus 2
- different shit, same day
- pissed off
- would you ride 174 miles for a pint?
- Poundy gets clobbered
- some people will say anything..
- Ghosts in the machine?
- Fish!
- panic stations
- Service with a smile
- hair removal part II
- an evil mind
- talk to the hand ...
- News just in from Saxman
- don't shave yer bum, mister!
- wossat?
- Thursday funny
- just bog off, will you !
- Nee Naw
- and it's good night from him.
- power corrupts ...?
- dozy drivers
- Wounded again :o(
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