Got a phone call at work:
Bloke sez "who do you have working today?"
I say "wot?"
He sez "who do you have working today?"
I say "wot?"
He sez "who do you have working today?"
I say "me".
He sez "that's not Mystique is it?"
I say "no".
He hangs up.
So I go to Google, punch in mystique and part of our phone number and hey presto - a local brothel has a phone number just one digit different to ours. Great. Just what we need. No wonder we get so many calls where people don't leave messages.
Wonder if that bloke realises he left his number on our caller display?
