Actor Playing Jesus is Accidentally Crucified in This Year's Passion Play
My favourite line has to be:
The autopsy of Pastor Truefaith revealed acute toxicity of the liver, which was attributed to the 3 quarts of apple cider vinegar the "Roman Soldiers" force-fed the actor while he was on the cross. Added Sergeant Lewis: "And the decision to use real nails certainly didn't help."
And for all you thickos out there - no, it's not real. Honest.
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