05 February 2012

All stuck up

The warning on the packet of superglue states "Take care when piercing the top, as the glue flows freely"

This should be changed to "Pierce top at arms length, as the glue will spurt out and cover your hands in it.  Take care to keep fingers spread before it sticks them together, and to everything else, leaving very little glue left to do the job you actually wanted it for."


Oz said...

Think of it more like a one-use weapon. Point it at the target before activating.

Pablo said...

I heard a rumour that if you place your stuck together fingers in hot water laced with washing up liquid, they may just get unstuck after 15 tense and painful minutes. Or you could read the rant first, learn and wear latex gloves before using the damned stuff.